"The Press ID Card, Your Source for the Uncensored Truth"
Limited Time Offer: Only Eur 160 including shipping.
The Press Card!
Never Leave Home Without It!
This very impressive novelty Press Card is issued by a national club alliance. The freelance holder of a Press Card may be authorized to investigate and report on all newsworthy events, incidents and matters. This Press Card may also be used for identification purposes. Should it ever become necessary, the phone number of the Press card is available for any interested party to verify your credentials. The Editor-in Chief signs the Press Card.
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press."
Think of the possibilities. As an official Press Correspondent, you will be able to attend many newsworthy events and report on them. If you have ever dreamed of being a Press Correspondent, here is your chance but hurry! This offer may be withdrawn at any time. Price subject to change!
The Press Card is valid for a full five (5) years.